queerchesters:

arterialspurt:

queerchesters:

fun date idea: Go down on me while I shop online with ur credit card

I don’t think someone could focus on the internet while I was going down on them.

you over estimate your skill and underestimate the joy of shopping

mclovenasty:

you play league of legends? AND world of warcraft?

lol, wow.

(Source: rickyancey)

dumbfangirl:

THIS IS MY FAVORITE VIDEO OF ALL TIME

(Source: nevereverbeensosatisfied)

add-chaps-misshaps:

so im watching the new episode of adventure time, and they’re in the lemon castle and thats all fine, but look at that fucking toilet.

add-chaps-misshaps:

so im watching the new episode of adventure time, and they’re in the lemon castle and thats all fine, but look at that fucking toilet.

bryannotbrian:

jokkes:

Spiderman crashes Xmen set.

this needs to happen more often

gaybabyjail:

do u ever see someone reALLY cute in public and you just kinda ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

dogs99999:

My best friend is a middle school teacher and she just told us that she farts on students that she doesn’t like. She like pretends to circle around the class while they do classwork and just stops at certain students and farts in their personal space. It was recommended to her by a fellow teacher. Just want you guys to be careful out there.. Whether you’re in high school or college just…. Just be careful. Especially in the public school system

(Source: spncapsdaily)

satans-manatee:

Thts a mom and her kid! The kid peed himself he was so scarred. Tbh, it was really funny… 

marching-taco

satans-manatee:

Thts a mom and her kid! The kid peed himself he was so scarred. Tbh, it was really funny…

marching-taco

empathetic-moose:

The way that the corners of Sam’s mouth turns downward before he smiles sometimes is absolutely adorable

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Thts a mom and her kid! The kid peed himself he was so scarred. Tbh, it was really funny…

Thts a mom and her kid! The kid peed himself he was so scarred. Tbh, it was really funny…

Swimming with manatees today!

We went on Tower of Terror. Guess which 4 are us! egg-420

We went on Tower of Terror. Guess which 4 are us! egg-420

Anonymous asked: HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU GODDAMN MAJESTIC CREATURE

Thank you!!!!

WLT